Oh just reality.

Seriously..Anytime me and Danette go do something, SOMETHING strange and oddly funny happens. It's like we should be on film I can just see it in my head, people watching us on t.v. and either cracking up in laughter because you can't believe THAT just happend or saying okay what idiots.
So for many months me and Danette have been looking forward to Britney, and our Spa day we had everything planned out to what we would eat. When we got to Bothell for our spa it took us quite awhile to find the place. It was in a small building up above an exotic animal veternarian. Odd place for a spa huh? When we get up there we are 2 min late and the lady is like "just fill these out" and Danette did not get to finish hers. She was filling out the fourm that asked if you didn't want to be touched in certain places... The strange skinny hunched back lady said oh don't worry about that we are late. So Danette is like "okay" so me and Jamie get to be together right? It says couples massage and lunch and a foot soak" The lady said she was sorry about the missunderstanding and that we would have to be put in two seperate rooms, and that lunch was just an option. Let's just say Danette was pissed off, because her husband spent a good amount of money on our gift! The lady said she would add on a speacial scrub for free. Danette kept asking me if she sounded like a bitch for complaining. I told her no! she had every right to be upset. So we get our massages and the girl who did mine kept looking at the time and it was quite distracting and not to mention I could hear her stomach growling in my ear!

After the massage we get our free foot soak and scrub, the lady did a half ass job putting this salt on our feet trying to sell it to us saying how good it is for pain ect ect. Im like Yeah I just put a little Mortin salt in my tub and it does wonders! While we were soaking i heard my masuuse say how something was unfair. Im thinking she may have gotten jipped out of money. So we are sitting there and here all these wierd animals squaking from downstairs. Danette just asked if there was a mall around and the lady was like yes let me print it out for you, she does, and then goes on to explain how to get there she keeps on talking finnaly i go "Yes i know how to get there" And we try to leave..... The front door was locked THE LADY locked us in! It was creepy if you ever watched the movie Hostel that is the feeling I got from her like she was ready to stab us and eat our brains. Moving on...we got the hell out of there fast.

I'll blog more later. something funny is about to happen